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Меня почти не трясёт от ненормального, искуственного, коверканного, нестыкованного русского.

What's going on? Last week a New York times reporter managed to use the word "many" 12(!!!) times over the course of 3 paragraphs. I wish ... I will let you complete the rest of the sentence.

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Posted via the crew still running off the generator for the day one of the disaster.

The Real News
The following is the result of an interview I just conducted via cell phone with a New Orleans citizen stranded at the Convention Center. I don't know what you're hearing in the mainstream media or in the press conferences from the city and state officials, but here is the truth:

"Bigfoot" is a bar manager and DJ on Bourbon Street, and is a local personality and icon in the city. He is a lifelong resident of the city, born and raised. He rode out the storm itself in the Iberville Projects because he knew he would be above any flood waters. Here is his story as told to me moments ago. I took notes while he talked and then I asked some questions:

Three days ago, police and national guard troops told citizens to head toward the Crescent City Connection Bridge to await transportation out of the area. The citizens trekked over to the Convention Center and waited for the buses which they were told would take them to Houston or Alabama or somewhere else, out of this area.

It's been 3 days, and the buses have yet to appear.

Although obviously he has no exact count, he estimates more than 10,000 people are packed into and around and outside the convention center still waiting for the buses. They had no food, no water, and no medicine for the last three days, until today, when the National Guard drove over the bridge above them, and tossed out supplies over the side crashing down to the ground below. Much of the supplies were destroyed from the drop. Many people tried to catch the supplies to protect them before they hit the ground. Some offered to walk all the way around up the bridge and bring the supplies down, but any attempt to approach the police or national guard resulted in weapons being aimed at them.

There are many infants and elderly people among them, as well as many people who were injured jumping out of windows to escape flood water and the like -- all of them in dire straights.

Any attempt to flag down police results in being told to get away at gunpoint. Hour after hour they watch buses pass by filled with people from other areas. Tensions are very high, and there has been at least one murder and several fights. 8 or 9 dead people have been stored in a freezer in the area, and 2 of these dead people are kids.

The people are so desperate that they're doing anything they can think of to impress the authorities enough to bring some buses. These things include standing in single file lines with the eldery in front, women and children next; sweeping up the area and cleaning the windows and anything else that would show the people are not barbarians.

The buses never stop.

Before the supplies were pitched off the bridge today, people had to break into buildings in the area to try to find food and water for their families. There was not enough. This spurred many families to break into cars to try to escape the city. There was no police response to the auto thefts until the mob reached the rich area -- Saulet Condos -- once they tried to get cars from there... well then the whole swat teams began showing up with rifles pointed. Snipers got on the roof and told people to get back.

He reports that the conditions are horrendous. Heat, mosquitoes and utter misery. The smell, he says, is "horrific."

He says it's the slowest mandatory evacuation ever, and he wants to know why they were told to go to the Convention Center area in the first place; furthermore, he reports that many of them with cell phones have contacts willing to come rescue them, but people are not being allowed through to pick them up.

I have "Bigfoot"'s phone number and will gladly give it to any city or state official who would like to tell him how everything is under control.

Addendum: Bigfoot just called to report that "they" (the authorities) are cleaning up the dead bodies at the Convention Center right now.

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Жалко Караченцева. Русские до некоторой степени - дети в душе. Обидчивые к тому же. Ну какого рожна надо было гнать по льду, непристегнутым, километрах на 80 (хорошо если), да по нерасчищенной (surpise, surprise) Мичуренке, извините, ночью? Долбоебизм. "Коленька очень расстроен был. А сейчас мы будем дружно виходить из комы, уповать, ставить свечки, а центральные газеты будут писать о веших снах жен, снох и так далее. Снов из серии "проснулась я с болью в душе и тяжелым сердцем".

Промолчал бы скорее всего, если б только маман года 3 назад не попала пратически в идентичную аварию. Машина класса пассата. Скорость - под 100km/hr. Наехав на льдышку одним колесом, машину чуть повело. Далее, очевидно, с управлением она не справилась - машину шарахнуло капотом наискось о бетонный отбойник.
Далее, машина как мячик перелетела через 2 полосы и шарахнулась об отбойник на противоположной стороне, теперь уже багажником. Занавес. Подушки не раскрылись из-за боковых и задних ударов - все детали тик в тик. Через 15 минут, по рассказам маминого начальника он наблюдал из окон офиса маман, заруливающую на стоянку, с волочащимся на 2х проводках бампере. Обошлось даже без визита к врачу. Не говоря о тяжелых сотрясениях и переломах основаниях черепа.
Маленький нюанс - мама была пристегнута.

Аналогичный случай в оффисе - соработник приперся с поверхностными ссадинами и синяками на скулах, лбу, носу - бабка не затормозила и впечаталась ему в зад, километрах на 20 в час.
На переднем сидении у мужика был пристегнутый 4х летний сын. Угадайте, отделался сынишка хотя-бы царапиной?

Джозеф, занимаюшийся экстренными эвакуациями на:

http://www.sikorsky.com/file/popup/1,,175,00.pdf
(солидная махина с двумя турбинами, комплектом реанимационного оборудования, с вместимостью 8 человек)

заставлял меня пристегиватся даже на заднем ряду.
В России пристегиваться, в целом, не принято. А посему, исходы, подобные Караченцевскому, вовсе не удивительны. Остается пожелать успехов и скорейшего выздоровления.

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One senator's recipe for hare a la royale was the inspiration for the founding of a parlamentary group.

...In ancient Greece, it was believed that eating hare beautified the face. Maybe it was the reason why Roman emperor Alexander Severus feasted on hare every day.

If you have the choice, avoid the hare that has been shot in the chest as it will have lost much of the blood which is so vital for good flavour. Opt instead instead for one that has been shot in the head or shoulder, and insist on freshness, which may be judged by the brightness of the animal's eyes.

Hanging is not good for hare, it must be consumed as fresh as possible....


(c)LA CUISINE DE JOEL ROBUCHON
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Whatever goes on outdoors can't be described with words. I have no words. If I had a lemon tree I could for sure leave it outside in the past 2 days. Tomorrow the droppage below freezing temperature is expected.

A couldn't continue watching a Sundance Spanish move, rented a few days ago. Half-way through a husband enters a kitchen while a college student (the Romeo) is amidst rubbing off a spot of his teacher's sweater. Yes, they snogged a month before and Romeo was upset with the teacher not asnwering her home lime. Romeo is in love with his teacher and cares about environment.

Oh, and hubby is getting a huge contract for the polluting foundry. For the reason uknown to me he is not even doing his secretary (could be good for the plot). He asks her to wear a mini-skirt for his client for the next meeting. Is he delirious? I doubt his secretary can wear anything BUT mini-skirts. What is wrong with Mexica?

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1. $50 card for overseas calls (cell minutes are ridiculously expensive )
I will make that 20 minute trip to the eccentric russian store.
Deadline: end of the week.

2. This layout, i.e oversized times new roman and disgusting blue hues must go within 4 weeks. Neutral semi-saturated grey should do the trick. Grey will never overpower drafts and pictures.
Deadline: mid February.

3. Trip to Europe (Sweden, Besancon).
By the end of the year. One can always use me for "gift packages" to save on insane custom duties imposed on happy citizens of far-far-away Kingdom.

And the list goes on....

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Любить или не любить пре-ex и фигуру-next особо не за что. Сдается мне, неконтролируемая антипатия есть простое неудобство. Неудобство проистекает от того, что обе "неудобные" персоналии как бы то ни было узнают о вас больше, чем хотелось бы.
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Утешение новичкам (по поводу новой LJ игрушки)

Вот малыш, а рядом свиньи,
Пальцы ног ему свело!
Весь от слез и всхлипов синий, -
Плюхается, как назло.
Не робейте, близки сроки,
Быть ему и плясуном!
Лишь бы встал на обе ноги,
Ну а там - хоть кувырком!
Current Mood:
contemplative
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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of a duck call.
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Посмотрим.
А пока...
Добавился. Отметился. Открыл.
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